emmyblotnick:

“The name’s Richard Tits. People call me Rich Tits. Some people call me Dick Tits. Some people call me Dick Titties. What do I care, I’m wealthy.” [h/t, h/t]

jondaly:

Suck my poop.

How to take the last doughnut.

(Source: thewhatever)

amin0acidz:

arm job?

(Source: aminacrossing)

(Source: sevastrakitty)

(Source: cityofcrystals)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I WILL PEE ON EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR IN THIS WORLD.

christopherlindstrom:

GhostBusters!  This is one of those things that I regretted making even before I started searching for pictures.

octopus-ahoy:

Stop it cats, you guys are so predictable.

(via silentlysinning)

(Source: 4vr1l, via georgiakarkaletsos)